The Successful Lawyer?
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red Cross.
The chairman of the local Red Cross, Mr. Wilson, called on the lawyer, hoping to convince him to make a donation.
"You made over 0,000 last year but you haven’t given anything back to the community. How do you reconcile that?"
The lawyer sighed, leaned forward and said, "If you only knew… My mother is terminally ill; her medical bills far exceed her income. My brother is a disabled veteran, blind and in a wheelchair. My sister is raising three children alone since her husband died in an auto accident."
Mr. Wilson offered his sympathy, admitting he had no idea there were so many demands on the lawyer’s profits.
The lawyer nodded and said, "Exactly…Why should I give to the Red Cross when I don’t even give to my own family!"
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^Lol !!! A star for u !
hahaha! that lawyer must be very rich! 10 points for that!
poopy head lawyer
lol. dats real funny. but mean.lol. =)
rofl..that’s a good one! thanks!
Typical!
ok
^_^ anti-lawyer!
i am thinking if you have any bad experience with a lawyer. you seem so good in lawyer jokes!
mean, but still very funny
lol
how sad. i wouldnt want to be in that guys family!
funny but mean
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU GOT ME LAUGHING THERE THANK YOU
Love those lawyer jokes. Here’s one for you.
What do you call 50 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
Answer: A start… boom-boom.
Have a great day.
funny but it is trueeeeeeee in some town somewhere
greedy mother hater he will die a slow death
That is cold blooded.funny. Lawyer jokes are the best.
lol
That’s a Miser, there. LOL.